watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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