We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my mouth tastes like poor choices
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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