Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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