she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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