Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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