so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
