in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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