So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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