I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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