dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
honey bunches of taint.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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