i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
