I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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