Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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