nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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