All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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