ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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