i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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