Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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