he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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