I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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