the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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