Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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