My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
