what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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