you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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