All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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