How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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