then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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