Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
tell me about the eggs
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