we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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