They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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