found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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