i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
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My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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