I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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