it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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