butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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