yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
why is half of my head shaved?
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