i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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