im gay
i know
yea but for you.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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