I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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