question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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