I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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