Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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