Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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