how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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