So drunk its hurt
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I will pee on everything he values.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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