her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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