My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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