Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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