just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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