what if I'm pregnant?
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just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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