We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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