Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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