Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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