I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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