I want to stick my p in your. b.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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