the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
either way he was missing a nipple.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Randomize
