I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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