The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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