I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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