Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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