We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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