your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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